Gourmet Spam

Good morning — I hope you can join me tomorrow
Your kind attention; please do not be surprised by my email
I have a question that I hope you can answer for me
The deadline to submit entries is this Friday
Selected for you, and it’s a reason to smile
Courteney has been overbooked for months
There’s no limit to the food, fun, or sun
Tis the season…
Here’s your reward for being good all year long
YOU can be a blessing
Hi, I am waiting for you!
Only a few hours left…

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Photograph by Leeroy